Down on Ninth Street

Best Villain
Agent Smith, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Magneto, X2: X-Men United (My pick, although the real villain of this movie was Stryker.)
Sauron, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
TX / Flyscape, Terminator 3
Bill, Kill Bill: Volume I
Vincent, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven’s Door

Best Hero
Neo, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Wolverine, X2
Aragorn, The Return of the King
Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean (My pick, although my favorite Johnny Depp role will forever and always be JM Barrie in Finding Neverland.)
Marlin, Finding Nemo
T-800, Terminator 3
Bruce Banner, The Hulk
Allan Quatermain, The League

Best Heroine
Trinity, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Jean Gray, X2
Eowyn, The Return of the King
Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
Dory, Finding Nemo (My pick. Dory was awesome! And she was the only one of this category who didn't really annoy me.)
The Bride, Kill Bill

Most Wicked Scene
The Freeway Car Chase, Matrix Reloaded
The Sentinels Breach Zion, Matrix Revolutions
Magneto's Prisonbreak, X2 (My pick! Magneto is so awesome!)
The Ghosts of the Past Repay their Debts, The Return of the King (A close second.)
The Anime Flashback, Kill Bill
The Warlock on Halloween, Cowboy Bebop

Best Line
"Isn't that worth dying for?" - Morpheus, Matrix Reloaded
"I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me." - Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions (My pick. It was the best part of the whole lame movie.)
"The war has begun." - Magneto, X2
"I am back." - T-800, Terminator 3
"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not today! This day, we fight!" - Aragorn, The Return of the King
"Halloween is the only night of the year, when if a soul in purgatory prays hard enough, they'll be let into heaven. Say your prayers." - Vincent, Cowboy Bebop

Cheesiest Male Line
"Trinity ... I just love you too damn much." - Neo, Matrix Reloaded
"Just call me Iceman." - Bobby Drake, X2 (My pick.)

Cheesiest Female Line
"Kiss me. Once more, kiss me." - Trinity, Matrix Revolutions
"I am no man!" - Eowyn, The Return of the King (My pick. The way she was tossing her hair when she said this was right out of a shampoo commercial.)
"I look at you, and I’m home. Please, I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget." - Dory, Finding Nemo

Funniest Male Line
"Holy shit!" - Wolverine, X2
"That still only counts as one!" - Gimli, The Return of the King
"'It must've been terrible for you, Jack. Must've been terrible!' Well, it bloody is now!" - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean (This is a hard choice, but this one is probably my pick. And it is only one of so many great Jack Sparrow lines.)
"I never knew my father!" - Bruce, Finding Nemo

Funniest Female Line
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!" - Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
"And I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - Dory, Finding Nemo (My favorite. I think this one of the most popular lines from the movie.)

Best Couple
Neo and Trinity, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Scott Summers and Jean Grey, X2
Aragorn and Arwen, The Return of the King
Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean (My pick.)

Best Double / Triple Players
Orlando Bloom: The Return of the King and Pirates of the Caribbean
Keira Knightley: Pirates of the Caribbean, Love Actually, and Bend It Like Beckham (My second choice.)
Ian McKellen: X2 and The Return of the King (My pick.)
Geoffrey Rush: Pirates of the Caribbean and Finding Nemo
Hugo Weaving: Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, and The Return of the King

Best Fight Scene
Neo vs. 100 Agent Smiths, Matrix Reloaded (My pick.)
Neo vs. Agent Smith / Bane outside the Matrix, Matrix Revolutions
Neo vs. Final Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions
Deathstrike vs. Wolverine, X2
T-800 vs. TX in a public restroom, Terminator 3
The Incredible Hulk vs. The United States Army, The Hulk
The Bride vs. Oh-Rin and her Flunkies, Kill Bill
The Five vs. Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai

Crappiest Scene
The Zion Dance Party, Matrix Reloaded (My pick. The lamest scene. In any movie. Ever.)
The Hulk vs. Dog Hulks, The Hulk

Best Ability / Talent
Shape-Shift: Mystique, X2
Control metal: Magneto, X2
Fly: Neo, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions (My pick. I'm too much of a Peter Pan fan not to chose this one.)
Know the future and how to bake good cookies: The Oracle, Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Mutate and turn green: Bruce Banner, The Hulk

Funniest Scene
The French Gentleman, Matrix Reloaded (My pick. I once found a transcript of the French curse in this scene, and despite over six years of studying the language, the only words I knew were the first, "In the name of the God," and the last, "your mother.")
The Oracle and Neo, Matrix Revolutions
"Professor Logan," X2
The Terminator at a strip club, Terminator 3
Frodo and Sam say goodbye, The Return of the King
The Planes and their Pilots, Cowboy Bebop
"Bob," The Last Samurai

Most Depressing Scene
The Death of Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions
Marlin Leaves Dory, Finding Nemo
Karen discovers her husband is cheating, Love Actually (My pick, even though Love Actually was not a summer movie and isn't nominated in any other categories ... it was just so sad!)
The Gunman Kills the Samurai, The Last Samurai

Most Destructive Scene
The Freeway Car Chase, Matrix Reloaded
The Sentinels Breach Zion, Matrix Revolutions (My pick.)
TX with a Crane, Terminator 3

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posted by RebeccaHarrison  # 20:01